by a vampire in London England in 1732. Since then he has traveled the world trying to keep his identity a secret and secure enough blood to keep him going.
Always the gentle sort, it galled him to have to bite
innocent people just to quench his ungodly thirst, so
he was relieved when the medical people started to
store blood for transfusions and emergencies. After
that his only problem was to keep from getting caught
stealing. That problem was partially solved in 1949 by
starting his own blood bank. From then on all he had
to do was doctor the records a little.
He got into the music business in the early 1960s
by joining up-and-coming british invasion groups such
as The Yardbirds, The Beatles, and The Who. That
period was frustrating for him because his likeness
never manifested on any film footage or camera image.
(Check any photo or film from any of those groups and
you will see that this was so.) Finally the problem
was solved by computer graphics and holographic
technology. He can now project an image of his
choosing onto stage and film. In order to protect his
real identity and to protect girls from his actual
incredible sexy looks he chose the image of a middle
age rolly-polly white guy with long hair and beard.
Solving all of these problems left him free to be a
member of the great Lawrence invasion band "Big Stack Daddy". Now everyone has joined together to try to solve his only remaining problem. How to die.
Byron
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