One dark and stormy night, long, long, long ago,
Michael Paull was born in a jar in his parents garage.

He grew into a happy, if somewhat strange and ugly
child. He was misunderstood by other kids in school,
as well as those who did not have gils like he did.
One night, while his parents ate over-radiated mashed potatoes, he decided to seek revenge on the world by becoming a world-famous pro-football player, until a
knee injury diverted him to music.

Nowadays, Michael Paull has improved his music as
well as his ability to breathe under water. He can
now be seen performing his "hits" with the band "Big
Stack Daddy", as well as doing death-defying stunts at
SeaWorld. His hobbies include; head-shrinking,
cannabalism, and listening to hours and hours of
Wagner.

Thank you.

Michael

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